ROCKET MAN's details 

Personal message

Stand by for random bursts of lucidity..........or not. 

About ROCKET

203 years old
Keeper of the Flame. Mountain Empire Institute for the Not Quite Right, School of Neurosurgery, Nuclear Physics, Taxidermy, Exotic Dance, Cosmetology, Barber College, Tattoo Parlor and Bait Shop
Location
3rd rock from the sun, left side
Occupation
The man, the myth, the legend
Interests
Photography, computers, shooting sports, do it yourself lobotomies, repairing the ship so I can return to my homeworld

Social

Favorite quote
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope
Interested in
Friends
Fashion
Outdoorsy
Humor
Goofy
Hometown
4th moon of Romulus Prime
Places lived
In this solar system?
Relationship status
Married

Favorite things

Bruce Springsteen
Music | Books | Movies | All

Education

University
Alfred E. Newman Juvenile Detention Facility
Degree
Doctorate
Major
error
Years attended
1957 to 2020
Greek organization
Delta Delta Delta

Work info

Job title
International man of mystery
Profession
Escaped mental patient
Company
Bad Company
Work address
You nitwit!
Hey, Bonehead!
No left turn
Fiji Islands